May 30 is My Bucket’s Got a Hole In It Day. As I see it, you have three options:
- Fix the bucket.
- Get a new bucket.
- Keep using the broken bucket and write a song about how horrible it is. If you need help, check out Hank William’s original song, this version by Willie Nelson and Wynton Marsalis, or this song that will make all your friends hate you (I’m serious. I already hate me for thinking about it!).
“You will be called Repairer of Broken Walls,
Restorer of Streets with Dwellings.”