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March 27: Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day

Happy Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day!
This day hardly needs any explanation, since we all know how amazingly hilarious country music lyrics can be. There are dozens of lists across the internet of strange country music titles, so I just compiled a list of a few of my favorites. I know most of these are old school, but the titles are just too good to pass up.
Make sure you celebrate today with some crazy country music (and turn it up loud for all those who can’t stand it!)
  • “I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life” (I’ve only found 1 version, here)
  • “You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd” (by Roger Miller here)
  • “Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart” (by Johnny Cash here)
  • “You’re the Hangnail in My Life” (Hoyt Axton)
  • “Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)” (by Bobby Bare here)
  • “I’d Like to Check You For Ticks” (Brad Paisley)
  • “I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I’m Gonna be a Diamond Someday)” (written by Billy Joe Shaver, you can hear it here)
In honor of the last song, today’s verse is about persevering and growing better every day:

“For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith goodness; and to goodness, knowledge; and to knowledge, self-control; and to self-control, perseverance; and to perseverance, godliness; and to godliness, brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness, love.”

2 Peter 1:5-7