May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day. Of course, we should all be working towards world peace, simply because we should. But today is about more than that. Today, people wear purple to promote world peace so that aliens will contact us!
Yep. That’s wearing purple . . . for world peace . . . so that the aliens will stop avoiding our warring planet and come see us.
Apparently purple is every alien’s favorite color.
“Do not oppress an alien; you yourselves know how it feels to be aliens, because you were aliens in Egypt.”