June 13 is Kitchen Klutzes Day, or, if you’re in the U.S., National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day. I’m pretty sure this day was made just for me, but I suppose there might be other kitchen klutzes out there. So, this is the day for all those who have ever gotten cuts, burns, and greasy messes, exploded powdered sugar across the whole house, dropped pans on your toes (bonus points if their full of fresh, hot food), spilled stuff all over the clean dishes in the drying rack, or soaked your nice clothes in a dishwater tidal wave just before a party, or just made a terrific kitchen mess.
You can celebrate Kitchen Klutzes Day in one of two ways. First, you could have a cooking extravaganza and simply revel in the mess or mild first aid emergencies (keep ice packs and band aids handy!). You can clean it up tomorrow.
If that’s not your style, celebrate your klutziness by going out to dinner. Why get messy on your day?
Whichever you choose, have fun, and be sure to wish everyone you see a happy Kitchen Klutzes Day!
“He upholds the cause of the oppressed
and gives food to the hungry.”