“Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.”
Okay, I know it was a groaner and you’ve all heard it before, but I couldn’t help myself! Today is International Tell a Joke Day or just plain National Tell a Joke Day, depending on who you ask. You can celebrate by telling as many jokes as you can, hearing as many jokes as you can, and (if you must. . . okay, why not?) forwarding as many email jokes as possible.
“A happy heart makes the face cheerful,
but heartache crushes the spirit.”
Have you heard the one about the . . .