Happy Old Rock Day! This is one of those totally out there holidays, with no known purpose. Nevertheless, Old Rock Day could still be quite fun. You could walk around looking at rocks in nature, pull out your old pet rock collection, or maybe go rock climbing. Or, if you’d prefer, you could totally celebrate by giving me some old rocks; I accept diamonds, emeralds, sapphires, amethysts . . .
“The earth, from which food comes,
is transformed below as by fire;
sapphires come from its rocks,
and its dust contains nuggets of gold.”