I’m not sure of any specific reason that National Pizza Party is celebrated on this day, but it does seem fitting, since many classes finish off the school year with a pizza party.
Anyway, today is a day for pizza, but not just a slice by yourself, but a pizza party! Your next question is: what kind? Lots of different toppings, since you’ll have lots of people with different tastes, or do you go simple (and cheap) and just get cheese and pepperoni? Decisions, decisions.
Then, if you’re worried about calories, you can work it off by celebrating National Bike to Work Day, which is also held on the third Friday of May. Not a bad plan!
“When you have eaten and are satisfied, praise the Lord your God for the good land he has given you.”
P.S. May 17 is also Pack Rat Day. Just make sure you throw out the empty pizza boxes, okay?