May 30 is My Bucket’s Got a Hole In It Day. As I see it, you have three options:
- Fix the bucket.
- Get a new bucket.
- Keep using the broken bucket and write a song about how horrible it is. ;) If you need help, check out Hank William’s original song, this version by Willie Nelson and Wynton Marsalis, or this song that will make all your friends hate you (I’m serious. I already hate me for thinking about it!).
“You will be called Repairer of Broken Walls,
Restorer of Streets with Dwellings.”